AH-CHOO!

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The life boats saved some of the swimmers
The glistening water strolled & shimmered
So, so many men, women, & children
Were saved from the ferocious AH-CHOO!
It was a blessing to see each one safe
In the swirling tide without a clam-bake
They were moaning, but so happily alive
Within the current, yet in a riptide
For dear life, they sailed on
The rain cried for them to run
But for now, their feet were stuck in a boat
Just barely hanging on, just barely afloat
As they drift out at sea, they don’t fret
Because they knew in this life, they’d be wet
Although they all seem like a castaway
They’re caught up in the net anyway

The payment is to assist in paying back student loans.

Because I have only salvaged 41 original paintings from all the moves I've made, these will be available to buy for helping me get rid of debt and assist with my future endeavors as an artist/poet/songstress. There is only one of me and only one of each of these very special paintings. Get yours while you can!

$1,000.00

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Happy Go Lucky

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It’s true! Some of my pictures need frames
Even so, just the picture remains
And it never, truly tells the full story
It leaves out most of the bloody, gory
Just as some things must die, others are born
So, it doesn’t make sense feelings forlorn
Decide just how dependent you wanna be
Because the feelings content are free
It’s really just an alternate state of mind
Physically, you could leave a state altogether
If it frees you from a bind
But never mind, happiness is a constant search, so FIND!
Easier said than done is what I’ve heard
But I don’t listen to butts. They just cause turds!
As colorful or awful as this may all sound
You can never be lost once you are found
And although I know the words, I might not sing
Even so, hope you can find the joy that I bring
Forgive me, but my tune and pitch may be off
Still, I’m trying to be real throughout maddening scoff
It really isn’t much but a long-running story
But I try to keep it interesting, not a soap-opera…BORING!
Looking at me cross-eyed only shows determination
To make another mountain out of a molehill in our consternation
Happy-Go-Lucky should be a practice repertoire
And ad-libbing to the max spontaneous (Never really mature)
Season those words much more and they’re distasteful
Can’t even digest with all the salt and sugar, it’s wasteful (waist full)
Still, what I mean is that actions speak louder
And after a good deed is done, I can stand up prouder
As we wash ourselves clean with a good shower
Perhaps we can relax and smell the pretty flower
Cleansing our minds with water, a cup cool
Can remind us that no matter what, we all play the fool
They may say money talks and bullshit walks
But in reality, it’s all true…we all walk & talk!
(This concludes my lines to reduce wrinkles fine)

The payment is to assist in paying back student loans.

Because I have only salvaged 41 original paintings from all the moves I've made, these will be available to buy for helping me get rid of debt and assist with my future endeavors as an artist/poet/songstress. There is only one of me and only one of each of these very special pieces. Get yours while you can!

$1,000.00

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Riding the Monarch

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He surfed the monarch naked as a jay
As the sun shone down in the dismay
The colorful flowers surrounded
But he didn’t much care, he felt grounded
Chickens poked their heads to peep about
And the clouds were quite colorful throughout
With so much to distract the sun ray
It never brought him down in dismay
The streak of sunlight looking down
Was not the thing making his face frown
Rather, it was concentration trough & through
Oblivious response of a day anew
He was escaping all the colorful splotches
Someone else had created in their crutches
For they were too busy hobbling around
But he wanted to be free with the joy he had found
As she scribbled so madly, it was her calling sadly
He simply wanted to escape those trappings
But without her, he could hear only one hand clapping
On with the show without a hitch…RIP? STITCH!
Waves go up, waves go down
Buoyant and free as a clown
The sun even smiled at his gleam
The body was living the dream!
Cooped up in a day of sunlight
Would not be her awesome, magnificent plight
Rather, she’d walk the walk & talk the talk
So still, yet moving along the sidewalk
Could be a late start, didn’t hear the bang
Even so, it might be time to join the gang
Faster than a herd of turtles
She’d leap to cross that rising hurdle
And even if she’s simply on the sidelines at the beach
She’d watch him intently to avoid a breach
The sun would make her skin gleam too
In this naked caress of mulligan stew
Delicious and tasty as something homemade
They were all heart and they were all spade
(It’s starting to smell…Better get the Glade!)

The payment is to assist in paying back student loans.

Because I have only salvaged 41 original paintings from all the moves I've made, these will be available to buy for helping me get rid of debt and assist with my future endeavors as an artist/poet/songstress. There is only one of me and only one of each of these very special paintings. Get yours while you can!

$1,000.00

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Who I Love A Latte’

I love YES MAN…He’s my honey

Whenever I think of him, it’s really funny
A band of angels comin’ after me
Coming for to CARREY me home
Even so, it’s hard to enjoy my latte’
For when I laugh, coffee spurts naughty
I’d like the magic latte’ traveling to my innards
But it’s spraying out my nose…a blizzard!
Ace Ventura…what a character!
His first name is the BEST lock secure!
When I reach for a sugar cube,
I think of Truman Show & that tube
Once you’ve been bitten by The Mask
The Barista doesn’t have to ask
He’s so Magestic…even in a Series of Unfortunate Events
If the Cable Guy doesn’t get you, the Number 23 torments
People may think I’m Dumb or Dumber or a Liar Liar
But Bruce Almighty sets my heart afire!
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Saw the Man on the Moon drinking moonshine
The Dark Crimes of the Rubber Face
Has me wearing leather, Has me wearing lace
How the Grinch stole Christmas, I’ll never know
But Horton Hears a Who
Or, perhaps, it was the hedgehog, SONIC
I don’t know, the Riddler stole my gin & tonic
I like Mr. Popper’s Penguins…I like it a latte’
And A Christmas Carol too…smooth vanilla frappe’
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Sickness

Oh, the snot rags lying here & there

Oh, the germs spread around everywhere

Even the most meticulously clean soul

Catches it every time when they try to console

Oh, they’ll bless you constantly as you sneeze

Although you cough, you can’t help but wheeze

The pressure & pain tell you to rest

But whenever you do, it’s not doing your best

And then as we take time to ponder

In our beds of self-discover

We find that perhaps our best tragedy is wrote

But it sounds like a comedy coming out of our throat

Then we swallow hard to keep our pride

Still, it hurts like hell I must confide

Then I giggle & laugh to myself

As someone says, ‘It’s Damp’ (can’t contain the elf)

But all the elves work together through the night

To build me another pair of shoes before daylight

Then, I overheard somebody say that shopping is a sickness

But everything I think about seems like some kind of weakness

Therefore, I’m ill with bloodshot eyes

Just telling more stories with the flies

They promise to pester passers by to give’em a bite

Just to remind them I’m not dead so I can sleep tonight!

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Be All You Can Be

Who said I had to ‘Be somebody?’

What if I already AM somebody?

How about noticing THAT!

(These words I tuck under my hat)

So what if I’m not applying myself YOUR way

I so happened to like Frank’s ‘I did it MY way’

But I don’t want to shove it down your throat

Sometimes want to let loose the goat

‘Cuz if I’m a sheep all the time

You couldn’t enjoy my bickering lines

And somehow, I’d like to think they too add value

As I’m sucking the life from the bone marrow

But never mind all that

Mom’s puff of smoke drifts off

As I lay on my matt…

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BUFFET



What is this ‘return on investment’?

Seems more like a straight jacket

I guess it’s just a belief system

Or some kind of educated guess

Does it give more bang for the your buck

Perhaps you end up saying WTF

Yet, if you have to play it safe

You might be just a waif

If it’s possible to multiply

Then we’re gonna let it ride

Because you get to a point where it doesn’t phase you

Even when some officer wants to taze you

Of course opening up your wallet to part

Is the same as gambling with your heart

Especially if you’re in the feminine persuasion

Gee, Gosh Oh Golly, how I love this vacation!

Thinking of music led me to Jimmy Buffet

And even more concentration led me to Warren

But no matter where I look I seem undecided

So it’s best to take a chunk off & bite it!

Since you can’t reach the center any other way

When it comes to tootsie pop and play

Speaking of which, I’d like to fiddle

And get Dow with the NASDAQ

To see if that doctor was a quack

Speaking of which insurance, there’s always Aflac

Or was that the actor, Ben…

Sometimes I get lost I. It all…how, why, or when

Even so, can’t look back to where I’d been

So, whether in a vest or cape,

The green machine cannot escape!

The payment is to assist in paying back student loans.

Because I have only salvaged 41 original paintings from all the moves I've made, these will be available to buy for helping me get rid of debt and assist with my future endeavors as an artist/poet/songstress. There is only one of me and only one of each of these very special paintings. They come with the poem stuck on the back too! Get yours while you can!

$1,000.00

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