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Lean On Me

As Bill Withers I put the FUN in Funeral This is my tribute (Jimmy Buffet started it!)

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CLASH

Could I be the one To fill your space With noise & color? For you did not enjoy Routine & habits Making life duller And so the entertainer Begs the audience To open up to him/her Because the ingredients Mixed … Continue reading

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Luana Gardens

Why does a train have to keep track? Why is not a pin instead of heart attack? Why doesn’t the wine act like jello? Why isn’t everyone calm & mellow? The questions surely abound Even so, don’t make a sound … Continue reading

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Play Doe

Hello! Bognetta here! And I wanna rock your world! You see, they say that the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world But I haven’t a cradle – the kids are grown up! Besides, they also say, ‘Don’t rock … Continue reading

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If I’m Not…

If I’m not coloring, I’m painting If I’m not alert, I’m fainting If I’m not bicycling, I’m recycling If I’m not canning, I’m fanning If I’m not cool, I’m chilling If I’m not warm, I’m hot (The point of this … Continue reading

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White Lines

Oh, goodness, gracious! I’m a drug addict! My high is riding those white lines upon the road If I stay inside in the dark, could be flattened As a toad! Or worse! Would just crash Into a shopping cart as … Continue reading

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Two Ships

As we all know, the Titanic sunk (Too busy playing with tits or tilts) Then there was this guy named Noah (But that was the new lettering for ‘Know Ah’) So, this guy Noah already knew pleasure And, he derived … Continue reading

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Giving Lip

Scribble, scribble, scribble ‘til the night is done Fondling my pen until daylight comes Somehow, the simple curtsy got gutsy Scratch, scratch, scratch goes my fingers To my head as I linger Just sweating out the pain in my hip … Continue reading

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Bawdy Cake

Get some flowers (flour) and sugar me with sweets Start with introductions, something in a glass (Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!) Ignite the pilot light Then you gonna kiss my ass (You’d better if you want a piece!) … Continue reading

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Coochie Coochie Coo!

We put it together expecting a stick But later we find a boot to lick It’s tasty, it’s chewy as leather can be But it’s clogging digestion, I see So instead for the swallow and gulp Ignore the labeling scheme … Continue reading

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