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FANCY NANCY

BOGNETTA: Hello, Hello Nancy? How are you? NANCY: Oh, I’m just wonderful, Dear. What’s new with you? BOGNETTA: Not much. I still swim in Lahaina and live at the Bungalow NANCY: What’s that? Did I hear you right? You say … Continue reading

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Booger Story

Once upon a time there was a booger. The booger was green and his name was SLIMY. Now SLIMY lived in a cave that had two openings. The openings were very peculiar – for they had long, wiry protrusions attached. … Continue reading

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Shooting Blanks

This piece of paper was once pristine This dibit of parchment now is a dream Had to fold it like origami Had to spike it with Kawasaki Had to write on it, spit on it Had to swear and crumple … Continue reading

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Anyways

Are you a coward if you run? Are you brave if you stay? What are with these questions? (ANYWAYS) You tear me from my work And demand that I just play Either way I think it gets done (ANYWAYS) Absolutely … Continue reading

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Polly’s Ticks

Polly’s ticks are everywhere Invading space & time What can we, should we do with them But suck a big, green lime Light is shining bright above It scorches left too long If only we could dance To that old, … Continue reading

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Then Sings My Sole

Sure, you can have a shoe without a sole Not too smart…especially if you bowl Strike out as many times as you wish Just be careful with your mouth Learn how to wash a dish Should you have one life … Continue reading

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Just Sew

He came out of the blue to say ‘Don’t be a frayed, just sew!’ Although I had bias, he advised me to Cut it at an angle The right side and wrong side Should be gathered in the grade it … Continue reading

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