Bawdy Cake

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Get some flowers (flour) and sugar me with sweets
Start with introductions, something in a glass (Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!)
Ignite the pilot light
Then you gonna kiss my ass (You’d better if you want a piece!)
If you can’t find the pilot hole
Open the broiler
Light a LONG match
Grab a couple eggs
Smooth on some oil/butter
Use a van unless I’m ill…UGH (Vanilla)
Make sure the ex is on another track (Extract)
Don’t forget to sprinkle a little baking (baby) powder
Mix it up
Pour in some PAN (no explanation needed)
Let it rise
Don’t jump or it’ll fall!
Bake, Baby, BAKE!
Pull it out & enjoy!
(Clean up the batter)

The payment is to assist with paying back student loans.

Because I have only salvaged 41 original paintings from all the moves I’ve made, these will be available to buy for helping me get rid of debt and assist with my future endeavors as an artist/poet/songstress. There is only one of me and only one of each of these very special paintings. Get yours while you can!

$1,000.00

About bognetta

Love has been so much more powerful than other people's control. I think it's all love, but sometimes it doesn't feel like love. That is because so many people are defensive, protective, and do not care to trust in that four letter word...love!
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