I love YES MAN…He’s my honey
Whenever I think of him, it’s really funny
A band of angels comin’ after me
Coming for to CARREY me home
Even so, it’s hard to enjoy my latte’
For when I laugh, coffee spurts naughty
I’d like the magic latte’ traveling to my innards
But it’s spraying out my nose…a blizzard!
Ace Ventura…what a character!
His first name is the BEST lock secure!
When I reach for a sugar cube,
I think of Truman Show & that tube
Once you’ve been bitten by The Mask
The Barista doesn’t have to ask
He’s so Magestic…even in a Series of Unfortunate Events
If the Cable Guy doesn’t get you, the Number 23 torments
People may think I’m Dumb or Dumber or a Liar Liar
But Bruce Almighty sets my heart afire!
The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Saw the Man on the Moon drinking moonshine
The Dark Crimes of the Rubber Face
Has me wearing leather, Has me wearing lace
How the Grinch stole Christmas, I’ll never know
But Horton Hears a Who
Or, perhaps, it was the hedgehog, SONIC
I don’t know, the Riddler stole my gin & tonic
I like Mr. Popper’s Penguins…I like it a latte’
And A Christmas Carol too…smooth vanilla frappe’