Monthly Archives: February 2020

White Lines

Oh, goodness, gracious! I’m a drug addict! My high is riding those white lines upon the road If I stay inside in the dark, could be flattened As a toad! Or worse! Would just crash Into a shopping cart as … Continue reading

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Two Ships

As we all know, the Titanic sunk (Too busy playing with tits or tilts) Then there was this guy named Noah (But that was the new lettering for ‘Know Ah’) So, this guy Noah already knew pleasure And, he derived … Continue reading

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Giving Lip

Scribble, scribble, scribble ‘til the night is done Fondling my pen until daylight comes Somehow, the simple curtsy got gutsy Scratch, scratch, scratch goes my fingers To my head as I linger Just sweating out the pain in my hip … Continue reading

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Bawdy Cake

Get some flowers (flour) and sugar me with sweets Start with introductions, something in a glass (Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker!) Ignite the pilot light Then you gonna kiss my ass (You’d better if you want a piece!) … Continue reading

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Coochie Coochie Coo!

We put it together expecting a stick But later we find a boot to lick It’s tasty, it’s chewy as leather can be But it’s clogging digestion, I see So instead for the swallow and gulp Ignore the labeling scheme … Continue reading

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Bee

If you burn all your bridges There will be nowhere to cross Then who say, my Dear Will lick off your lipgloss? Romance is dandy as candy can be But eyes must stay open While swinging on tree Limb to … Continue reading

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Mammals

Whether mammals or another creature There’s something aglow to feature And they’re fighting the current to reach A new destination to teach Yes, they’re on their way as they play Enjoying the journey, enjoying their stay They might perform a … Continue reading

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Pump You Up

Sure, I’d like to pump you up like a balloon Then let go without tying a knot All that hot air flying across the room The memories are so, so many that I forgot But whether with a puff of … Continue reading

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Monkey DOO

So, you don’t know what to buy nor what to be And there you sit creating philosophy Wondering if a person, place or thing could make you happy Or why, how, what, or who has made you sappy There you … Continue reading

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AH-CHOO!

The life boats saved some of the swimmers The glistening water strolled & shimmered So, so many men, women, & children Were saved from the ferocious AH-CHOO! It was a blessing to see each one safe In the swirling tide … Continue reading

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