Booger Story

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Once upon a time there was a booger. The booger was green and his name was SLIMY. Now SLIMY lived in a cave that had two openings. The openings were very peculiar – for they had long, wiry protrusions attached. They resembled hair. Maybe the hair was there to keep SLIMY from wandering out or maybe they were there to keep things from entering the cave. Because, after all, boogers have been well-known the world over to be a delicacy for the younger inhabitants. SLIMY had to be careful about where he wandered in the cave because some areas were more slippery and elastic than others. If he wasn’t careful, he may get himself transported on a big, white magic carpet called a Kleenex. The Kleenex would come around occasionally to wipe out all the slippery slopes of the mountain.

Another thing SLIMY had to be wary of was extreme reactions within the mountain. It is unclear what causes the extreme shaking and disturbances within the mountain, but whenever it happened, some of SLIMY’s relatives ended up getting thrown out of the mountain through the cave openings. Their bodies always got splattered all over things. One time SLIMY’s Uncle SNOT got splattered all over a television screen! It was his favorite pastime, however, so every one of the other green relatives just stood around in awe thinking…What a way to BLOW!!!

About bognetta

Love has been so much more powerful than other people's control. I think it's all love, but sometimes it doesn't feel like love. That is because so many people are defensive, protective, and do not care to trust in that four letter!
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