Man: Honestly, I don’t know why I came here. I guess I just can’t talk to my wife. She’s always so busy!
Robot: Shall we commence sex session?
Man: No, I’m not ready yet, Baby. I’ve never done this before
Robot: That isn’t a problem. I’m programmed to receive. Commence sex session?
Man: Honestly, I just don’t see how I can get aroused for a machine.
Robot: Twenty-five minutes remaining. Commence sex session?
Man: Good grief! Now you’re giving me time limits? You really are just like my wife!
Robot: Time is precious. Commence sex session?
Man: Well, alright. I guess…since I paid for it and all. I might as well give it a try
Robot: Thy rod and thy staff…they comfort me!
Man: What is this? What did you say?!
Robot: He maketh me lie down in green pastures
Man: Good Lord! Something has to be wrong with this, this…picture!
Robot: Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.
Man: I’m sorry. I just can’t
Robot: Oh come all ye faithful!
Robot: There are no refunds on sex session
Man: I don’t care. I ‘ve got two hands!
Robot: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Man: God! Shut up! I’m talking to management about this. It’s just an outrage!
Robot: The exit door is precisely fifty-feet northeast. Have a nice day and stop by again for another sex session. Collect ten visits and get the eleventh free!
Man: Wow! I can’t wait to get back to my wife!
Clerk: Hey there! I see you’re ending your robot session early, Mister. Did she not live up to your expectations?
Man: Oh, she surpassed my expectations! What’s with your machines quoting the Bible anyways? Are you trying to ruin your customers’ libidos?
Clerk: LOL! Oh no, Sir. I think what happened was you got the same robot our beloved preacher had. He visits here so regularly that we actually designed that specialty robot especially for him! You understand, right? Well, for your inconvenience, we can knock off an extra 30% for your next visit!
Man: Naw! I’m good!