If only I could spam the scammer
Or whack the hacker
Why then me life may be complete
But if the scammer gets spammed
And the hacker whacked
It might just come around back to me
Because with coupons, do we not spam the scammer?
And when we whack the hacker
Are we not helping a cough subside?
I’m so glad you’re with me for this joyous ride!
Even eight-legged spiders need food
Coincidentally, I fed one today
Since I work for the common good
And threw away would, should, and could
This Sunday, it was my offering and tithes
If e’er always was I this blissful & blithe
Whenever I hunt the hunter
I just get captured and enraptured by the game
Even if I killed the killer
All heat of passion would remain the same
So, I see in this word, ‘retaliate’
A re-telling of a story that infuriates
But as an innocent by-stander all I can do
Is think with my mind all my feelings for you
So why don’t we drop the rubber
And just go necking?
That way, nobody’s house gets a wrecking