Hi! My name is Derek! Oh, the times I’ve had surfing, biking, fishing, hiking, and enjoying the cool ocean breeze! My favorite thing to do now is hang out with my stray dog, Lucky. I met him as I was being attacked by some other wild dog. Lucky came in for my rescue out of the blue! I still have the bite marks as my battle scars on my left arm. Sheesh, that was some traumatic experience. People always ask me whether I was the victim of a shark attack. I think a pen exploded in my pocket T-shirt, but I just don’t have the time for buying expensive cleaning products to bother with making it look brand new again so I just left it. It’s my impressive conversation piece. Girls are always running up to me asking, ‘Hey Dude, what’s with the shirt?’ Girls are part of the reason I don’t just get rid of the darned thing. The other reason is I’m a magnificent money manager and I won’t throw a thing away until moths have eaten through. Heck, even then I still think it’s another masterful art piece to exhibit for the world. Let’s face it, I’m a chick magnet no matter what I wear. No big deal! I just let them have their way with me and I’d be glad to get tossed around with some new adoptive family with children. But if you ever decide you’re done using me, please be sure to be generous and leave my clothes on. Bognetta would like that. It only makes more work for her, or whoever happens to find me, when they have to piddle around finding or making new clothes. She even provided me with some sexy black shoes! She’s so nice! Share in her vision & please buy a homeless Barbie or Ken to assist in the very important play time we all need!
Mahalo! (Thank You!)