Hi! My name is Whitney and I’m a gun-slinging rodeo star. The pay I was getting for my shows all done got spent on stable fees and horse feed. So one day, I tried to rob a bank. Well, I would have been successful if that blue-vested, belly-bursting cop wouldn’t have been such a sharp-shooter! He shot the pistol right out of my hand and left a big hole too! I spent the last nine years in jail and as I see it, those were my nine lives in cat years. So basically I’m a dead woman walking since I now have an arrest record and a holy hand. I find it nearly impossible to make a real decent living. Bognetta had mercy on my soul, though. She made me some clean white threads and gave me some polished cowboy boots! I have a vision for me and all of my Barbie sisters and brothers (Kens) to always be clothed, warm, and happy no matter where they may find themselves in life. Although I sometimes slip back into thought of being
down on my luck, I still have a glimmer of hope and I still participate with rodeo shows whenever I can. It shore would be nice to have a home so I don’t end up living in the stables with those lovely, yet smelly horses as I age. Please hurry and act fast so that Bognetta can dress more naked Barbies and Kens for more boys and girls to play with.
Mahalo! (Thank You!)