Hi! My name is Priscinda. You wouldn’t know it by looking at me, but I’m a former beauty queen. But that was ages ago and I’m older now with a case of anorexia. Back in my hey day of queenliness, all I had to do was attend numerous parades and other engagements. But afterwards, I retreated into my favorite, private, solitary world and it’s been difficult for me to reconnect. My boyfriend was a jerk to me and stole all my clothes while I was sunbathing nude one day. It was very embarrassing! But with a few phone calls, this dress arrived at my doorstep just one day before I was evicted because my loser
boyfriend didn’t pay the rent. So now that I’m dressed, and quite beautifully I might add, by some designer named Bognetta, I need a new home where I’m loved and cared for. I’ll play as long as you do, but if you’d ever decide to give me away or donate me, please let me keep my beautiful dress too! Don’t be a loser like my ex-boyfriend! The same goes for all my Barbie sisters & brothers (Kens) because I love them so! Please hurry and act fast so that Bognetta can dress more naked Barbies and Kens for more boys and girls to play with!
Mahalo! (Thank You!)