Hee Haw! Hi! My name is Jessie. Yeah, I won’t cut fresh flowers for you, but have I got a whopper of a story to share with you. You see, I lost my leg in some unfortunate farm accident. I can barely remember it though. But since the cut was fresh and a clean cut, a very kind and clever doctor and craftswoman,
Bognetta, fixed me right up! I think something dastardly must have also happened in the field. I was only left with my shirt on as I laid there staring at the sun. No matter. But really, I can’t quite say because I was, in fact unconscious bleeding, and barely alive! So, as you can see, I’m all gussied up with an awesome white lace skirt and red shoes. I’m ready for a spanking new home with somebody kind who will donate me clothed when the time comes as my vision is for me and my Barbie sisters and brothers (Kens) to always be clothed, warm, and happy no matter where they may find themselves in life. Please hurry and act fast so that Bognetta can dress more naked Barbies and Kens for more boys and girls to play with!
Mahalo! (Thank You!)