Hi! My name is Harriet! I’m sort of a Pixie Barbie. I enjoy testing and eating exotic foods! One day, when I was curious, I licked this frog’s back just to see what it would taste like. Well, I think I swallowed some toxic opiate because I felt myself floating above my body and watching myself lying there. It was really bizarre because it was as if I were dead, but in reality, I was actually alive! So it was a crazy thing to do and it made me really dizzy but that’s how I get to know things about what tastes or foods will do to me…by trying them. I just hope that I don’t eat or lick the wrong thing one day and wind up dead for
real! (GULP!) Oh yeah, and one time I ate the wrong kind of mushroom and it made me sleep a long, long time! When I awoke, this guardian angel told me her name was Bognetta and she’d been spoon-feeding me water in hopes I’d wake up. She said she had a special gift for me, handed me a package, and disappeared through the trees. Well, I opened that gift and it was filled with the same clothes you see me wearing now, plus these tall, purple rocket-man shoes complete with a bow on top. There was also a letter enclosed that read, ‘I hope you’ll share my vision to clothe all the naked Barbies and Kens you come across and spread the news. So I’m spreading it!
Mahalo! (Thank You!)