Hi! My name is Georgette! I’m an active Barbie action figure. I enjoy sports! In the summer, I’m out there water-skiing, the Spring I’m roller skating, the Fall I’m playing basketball or volleyball because I have really bad hay fever, and in the Winter I ice skate or figure skate. When I was jogging along the trail one day, I heard a strange noise in the woods. When I went to check it out, some man dressed in a clown suit attacked me! Yeah, living a Barbie’s life isn’t all perfume and candy ya know. So I woke up with all this clown make-up smeared all over my face, kind of like the Vulcans do in those parades, and glitter in my hair. My clothes were floating down the river! It just goes to show you, life isn’t always what it seems in unicorn dreams. It’s like I’d been punked, but in a very nasty way! Too bad it wasn’t Ashton Kutcher. Ah, he’s married anyways or at least ‘taken’. Well, I survived somehow and got some help at the nearest shelter. This seamstress, Bognetta, was like an angel from nowhere and gave me a
very cool American look with a red, white, and blue skirt and a white dress t-shirt. She even found me a pair of shoes that fit nice. So there you have it folks, a story about how I’m loved after all. But I really might be happier in some child’s home. Hurry, adopt me and help Bognetta make other dolls clothed,
warm and happy.
Mahalo! (Thank You!)