Hi! My name is Drastica! I’m a little dark and gothic like Dracula, but I don’t suck blood – EW! I just like a V-8 now and again. I’m an impersonator and perform in a show with celebrity look-a-likes out in Vegas. Can’t you tell who I am? I’m Gwen Stefani! It isn’t a large venue, but it coughs up enough dough for me to play with. It’s actually quite exciting in Vegas, but I’m always glad to be enclosed in buildings with air-conditioning as it gets quite hot here in the electric desert. Yeah, I know, you’d think with my strange name, Drastica, I’d be a drag queen, but no. Putting on a show day after day and night after night can be quite exhausting, so it takes a real talent to perform excellently and precisely as if each show were our first show. The audience has no clue as to how nauseatingly bored we all are with ourselves and the show after a while. That’s why many people who aspire to be impersonators don’t make it. They think
it’s all glitz and excitement, but by their fifth show or so, their attitude slacks off and that’s when they’re toast! Fried and wasted of the whole experience, they need a regular day job again because they only live to survive. But we actually live the dream over and over because we do it for the audience’s
enjoyment and applause, not our own. Bognetta, our stage costume designer, told us she has a dream to keep the many Barbies and Kens of the world clothed, warm & happy. So please do your part to help her.
Mahalo! (Thank You!)
Clothed Homie Girl