For Laughing Out Loud


Oh, for laughing out loud
Why do I avoid being proud?
Been a ‘Yes’ woman so long
Rising above what is wrong
Earth girls are easy, so they say
But I’m a woman on the moon today
For I’ve been once bitten
Under the sea while eating pecan pie
And that Grinch stole Christmas
While I visited Copper Mountain in my pink cadillac
So, I’m sitting here with me, myself and Irene
Feeling dumb and dumber to an extreme
Even the incredible Burt Wonderstone
Had some dark crimes, don’t you know
My cold dead hand reached out
To kill that itsy bitsy spider
I’ve done my time on Maple Drive…or was it Mallard?…
Anyways, I heard that Peggy Sue got married
Could have been Lemony Snicket, Simon Birch, or Rick Stanicky
I can’t recall…
The cable guy stopped by to sing me a Christmas carol
It was all in good taste!
If Horton hears a who while watching the Sex and Violence Family Hour,
He’s probably a Liar, Liar or had a drunk, historic Christmas
There was a Presidential reunion today
And his address was, ‘I love you Phillip Morris’
In that dead pool containing eternal sunshine,
The spotless mind had fun with Dick and Jane

I wore a rubberface mask to the Nantucket Film Festival
Even Batman forever felt dumb and dumber
The bad batch of actors were rubble kings
Ace Ventura was able to capture Mr. Popper’s Penguins
Mike Hammer was able to kick ass too
Bruce almighty had a superstition about the number 23
And while you’re all out watching the Truman show
(or any other show for that matter)
I sure hope this poem will be included
In your finder’s keepers collection
(for laughing out loud!)

About bognetta

Love has been so much more powerful than other people's control. I think it's all love, but sometimes it doesn't feel like love. That is because so many people are defensive, protective, and do not care to trust in that four letter!
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