Monthly Archives: January 2016

Nothing New

Eating a lemon for the first time Made me pucker and squinch my lips fine The sour taste was more addicting in candy form Or lemonade before the storm Yes, before the storm, it gets really hot That lemonade, though, … Continue reading

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White Cat

Oh pretty, kitty, kitty Cat Your fur would pretty up my hat Oh pretty, kitty, kitty Cat Let’s dance an old soft shoe While I find my cane & top hat Oh pretty, kitty, kitty Cat Please don’t sing or … Continue reading

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Feeling Out of Place

When I’m feeling out of place, I’m feeling kind of weird And rather quite awkward As if I had a beard! And I’m just a middle-aged woman With a few hairs on my chinny-chin-chin Chim-Chiminy, Chim-Chiminy, Chim, Chim, Cheroo I’m … Continue reading

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It Takes Two

A Taste of Honey is an Herb Alpert song The loving nectar was savored & flavored But among four friends, it gossiped Still, that is how it blossomed Just a tip of the iceburg Let us enjoy the taste, Honey! … Continue reading

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Pop Goes the Weasel

I’ve lived life much as a rock star Without the notoriety, I did not go far Just settled on my piece of paradise This place, I said, will just have to suffice I’ve been a victim of narcissism Still full … Continue reading

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I’m Freaking Out When

I’m freaking out when I can’t find my item Since somebody stole it Or at least did they hide it I’m freaking out when I’m running again late For some kind of gathering I guess it’s my fate I’m freaking … Continue reading

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Feeding Frenzy

Being underground I can hardly be found But I’m sure it is profound Whenever it is ground Being underground With my head in the sand I’m sure I could land The perfect hand stand Being underground What must be around? … Continue reading

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Druzilla

Gosh, Oh Golly Gee Won’t quite cut it, you see For something must have gusto To conquer the fantastic manifesto And the experience uplifts With getting at the gist Or jizzim of the matter An orgasmic sort of splatter! Thus … Continue reading

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Not Phased

I am not phased By the amount of time I wait to recharge As I sit and rhyme For the use of the computer Became overwhelming And radiation emitting Is out of my belly! My bowels want to make movement … Continue reading

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Jive

So what is seen with the long lens? A more gallant you with all extremities? How will this poem end? Long lens, short lens Here we go again Getting the perfect shot Why so fussy? I forgot! The long lens … Continue reading

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