For a moment, I panicked all stern
As I found myself ahead as a lantern
For I was blazing trails of hope
To help everyone else cope
And I shined brightly as an example
When I let people come in to sample
What goodness & honesty were
Even when I didn’t learn
So stubborn to not allow permeation
For words may ruin my own creation
But still I listened as I could
As I still tend to knock on wood
For many ideas were confusing my thought
Had to remove them from the taste of my pot
So that I could smoke it proper
Nothing else would stop her!
Just kidding but t’was a funny fantasy
I’m odd enough without it, can’t you see?
And as twisted as fate may be
I’m still laughing out loud with glee!