Something incredible happened on this day
Because it wouldn’t keep wolves at bay
Let’s sensationalize to advertise
So that all people may surmise
Bringing back memories out of the past
Is how we hold fear up as our mast
So let the tragedies just die off
Because we require a dance off!
Watching and waiting for something new
To change this heart to red, not blue
Just as Robert Palmer would say
Doctor, Doctor, give me the news today
Something to ‘Wow!’ us right out of our seat!
Can’t live on this bread, so give us meat!
But please entertain us! We’re bored off our ass!
It’s boring to be an innocent lass
Maybe something incredible should be simple
Such as finally getting rid of a pimple
So why is this taken for granted?
The seed is the thought that is planted!