Is your back outta whack?
Do you remember ‘The Knack’
Yeah, and I want you to want me
In my Dr.’s office, you see
My name is Arlin Frank
And I really wanna crank
Or crack those bones in line
Since I care about your spine
My only assignment
Is to get your re-alignment
To get some kind of adjustment
Or pray to God I thrust it
That bone has gotta crack
Knick knack paddy-whack
So give the doggie a bone
Before you go back home
Frankly, my dear, I do care
So come back over hare (here)
To repeat the process well
I can make you feel swell 😉