Don’t Sit and Compare Notes
Don’t sit and compare notes
Because we’re twins so don’t devote
All of your time in comparison
They’re the same now
Just do as you’re told and be good
You know the way that you should
Honey, I really don’t have the time
To hear your corny lines
So why don’t you just go away?
And let your work become play
You need to rhyme so much
But you’ll need to eat your lunch!
Jesus, haven’t I done enough?
Go pack those things and get tough
On yourself this time, not on me
Because you know where I’ll be
That’s it, girl, you go
And always remember, I’ll know
Silly little folly-loving spirit
Stop that now, ‘cuz I’ll hear it!