That’s No Yoke

That's No Yoke

That’s No Joke

Does it tickle your fancy or your funny bone?

The incredible, edible egg – did it come first, or the chicken?

‘Suit yourself!’ someone said – I said, ‘But I’m not a tailor!’

The incredible, edible egg – you can’t make an omelet without cracking a few!

‘Check this out!’ someone said – I said, ‘But I don’t need groceries!’

The incredible, edible egg – this is your brain…this is your brain on…

‘Butterfingers!’ someone said I said, ‘No thanks, I don’t care for candy!’

The incredible, edible egg – Are you eggs-cited, eggs-hilerated, or eggs-hausted?

‘Take a load off’ someone said – I said, ‘Are you saying I’m fat?’

Here comes Peter Cottontail…why is a rabbit connected to Easter?

‘Do you catch my drift? Someone said. I said, ‘Why, did you fart’

The incredible, edible egg – Eggs contain-protein-and that’s no yoke!

The incredible, edible egg – Which one resembles you?

Hard-boiled, soft-boiled, scrambled, fried, poached, over-easy, raw or deviled?

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About bognetta

Love has been so much more powerful than other people's control. I think it's all love, but sometimes it doesn't feel like love. That is because so many people are defensive, protective, and do not care to trust in that four letter!
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