BOGNETTA: Hello, Hello Nancy? How are you?
NANCY: Oh, I’m just wonderful, Dear. What’s new with you?
BOGNETTA: Not much. I still swim in Lahaina and live at the Bungalow
NANCY: What’s that? Did I hear you right? You say you’re swimming in a Heinie and living in a Bung Hole?
BOGNETTA: No, No Nancy. Nothing like that. Say, have you had your hearing checked lately?
NANCY: No Honey, why do you ask?
BOGNETTA: Well, it sounds like you’ve gotta clean the shit out of your ears.
NANCY: What’s that? You takin’ it in the rears?
BOGNETTA: No, but funny you should say that. My rent is in arrears.
NANCY: Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that, Dear. Say, how’s the sun? I hear it’s wicked.
BOGNETTA: Well, considering how my Ex tried to put me thru hell with the divorce, I tried to find an alternative place that would be as hot.
NANCY: Okay, now that’s just about all I can take, Missy! First you tell me you’re swimming in a Heinie. Then you tell me you live in a Bung Hole. You tell me I should clean the shit out of my ears. (Oh-well, I know they get dirty from time to time, but still…it’s not very nice)
(NOT IN MUSIC) Finally, you say you’ve gone thru hell, but you’re in Hawaii, which is Paradise and Heaven. Anything else?
BOGNETTA: Good Grief!!!
NANCY: What’s that? You wanna make this brief? OKAY! I’m hanging up now! Good Bye!